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OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS

HIPSTERS BE DAMNED! WE'RE JUST USING YOU.

“When in doubt, get a young punk with a trendy hat and a pair of ear buds to show the world that your organization is down with the tech.”

When I’m not in the office I'm teaching design classes at MSU.

I like to listen to my student's talk to each other so I can use things they say to make me appear younger than I am when they aren’t around. 

Little known fact: 

Albert Einstein was a big fat baby

Albert Einstein use to cry like a little bitch when he was learning math as a small child. Later in life he actually paid a guy to come up with tat E=mc2 thing. What a poser.

Did you know that

kettle bells are really aphrodisiacs?

Eat a few and find out for yourself. It's been proven that mowing down on a couple of Kettle bells will enhance your erectile disfunction.

SOME THINGS WE JUST SAY

“We're not above completely stealing an idea and calling it our own. It’s just easier that way.” 

 

Cardio with Christina

9:00 am

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Boxing with Jasmine

9:30 am

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Weight Lifting with Iron

10:00 am

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